holy wierdness, batman!

yesterday and this morning were so wierd.

i was so tired all day yesterday and foggy in the head that i just took the whole day off and didn't do any reading or anything. i just napped allllll day and ate food. during my naps i had crazy dreams. then last night i again had crazy dreams but at least these were more fun.

the last two were me as Data having to rescue some humans from an underground drilling operation that was some alien plot to destroy the planet or something. the humans didn't want to trust me and wanted to attack me so i used my android skillz to gently beat them down individually as they tried to challenge me. at various points in the dream i was using a bat to, as gently as possible, wack thier brains out so they'd fall in line. this was important because we had to get some things done to save not only thier lives (and i assume my own android life) but also the whole planet. so i got to wack them in the head and poke them in the gut with an aluminum bat for awhile.

always fun.

then in the 2nd dream i was some kind of superhero and i was one in a crowd of superheros who were getting some odd pep talk from a former superhero who had gone to seed about how we shouldn't beat down this one evil heroine but instead try to talk her down from her evil deeds. well, a friend of mine was this super heroine that looked like Debra Wilson but was the big amazon version of her, she wasn't too comfortable with being a counselor to the evil heroine, so i stepped over to her, put my hand on her phenomenal abdoman, and rubbed her stomach while i whispered to her as sexily as possible, 'you don't have to do that, all you have to do is kick the shit out of her.' to which she responded very nicely, being much more comfortable with laying out a beat down instead of talking. well, then we ended up in an embrace and i think she was 7ft tall because my head was barely between her breasts, which i was successfully sucking on because she leaned down a little. then she whispers, 'you know, we should give this a try sometime.' and i responded with 'why not now?!' so then we bounded off to go have a superpowered romp and we were both in seperate bathrooms preparing ourselves when the evil villain alert sounded in the complex. that is when i woke up and decided i should get up and fight the villainy of schoolwork.

these are only 2 of the gems that were parading around in my head last night. the others i've forgotten but i'm sure were just as wacky.


then on the drive to campus today i was feeling foggy in my head and confused and somehow started thinking about Mrs. Madrigal and then i started to feel better. then i thought about having a lover who would read entries from '120 days of Sodom' with me as a bedtime story to get our engines revving and then i felt even better. now i'm feeling like my normal self.