some assholes should chill the fuck out

Ad campaign triggers bomb scare in Boston

disarming photo

this is so ridiculous. Aqua Teen Hunger Force (ATHF) ad campaign made some assjacker freak out and a city closes down and the U.S Northern Command is 'monitoring the situation'. W T F ?

that is just fucking sad when a picture/drawing of a character flipping you off makes the police and feds lose their minds.

the mooninites have seriously won this round. Ignignokt would probably be saying 'uormom asked for 2nds'.

and since we're talking about ATHF, let me re-iterate how much Frylocke makes me tight in the shorts. Way.

EDIT 1 :

so i decided to check cnn to see if anything new had come of this and i see this quote from Massachusettes Attorney General Martha Coakley.

***
The devices displayed a "Mooninite" -- an outer-space delinquent who makes frequent appearances on the cartoon -- greeting passersby with an upraised middle finger. But the discovery of nine of the light boards around Boston and its suburbs sent bomb squads scrambling throughout the day, snarling traffic and mass transit in one of the largest U.S. cities.

"It had a very sinister appearance," Coakley told reporters. "It had a battery behind it, and wires."
***

now cmon Martha, YOU KNOW YOU'S A CRAZY BITCH!
it had a sinister appearance?? to who? some retarded 7 year old? a figure with a raised finger was sinister? or the wires and battery were sinister?
cuz, i got news, cars have wires and batteries in them too! ZOMG! we have freeways full of 'mysterious packages' that need to be blown up!!!

Feast of Fools == teh hilarious!

so i had searched in itunes for 'logo' because i wanted to find the new logo podcasts i had heard about. instead i ended up finding the 'Gay Fun Show : Feast of Fools' podcast. holy balls! yesterdays episode 'My TV boyfriend' had me snickering on the metro. i'll definitely be listening more and even signed up for digg just to digg them. and uh, p.s. i hate signing up for most things.

Feast Of Fools

retarded hicks

MerMail

because you should judge _everything_ by what you find at WalMart.

Moved work locations.

Moved to the 27th floor. Got an office to share with 2 others. No big
as everyone has an office but windows are great.

Peed plumbing

I shit you not.

Aawww kewtest kitty evar

And yes, gehyest post ever. ;)

So, throw in a little amy sedaris. :)

biology never ceases to amaze.

while reading this:

Zoo celebrates virgin Komodo birth

i wanted to learn more about parthenogenesis so i looked at wikipedia.

parthenogenesis

then i wanted to know more about Wolbachia

Wolbachia

and that is what i'm amazed about right now. look at the list of Wolbachia's phenotypes. cytoplasmic incompatibility is the most bizarre and striking to me.

wow.

donal mentions french maid tv on jan18 this is a knife

imagine how happy i was as i was riding the metro today and watching the latest 'this is a knife' vodcast when i got to hear donal talk about french maid tv!!

BOIOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!!

a man i wouldn't mind shagging talking about boobalicious babes i wouldn't mind shagging! perfection.

BBC BREAKFAST TAKEAWAY

BBC Breakfast Takeaway video podcast

i found the bbc breakfast takeaway a couple days ago and i like it. it's UK specific news but it's fun nonetheless. the announcers, a man and a woman, aren't the typical blustery, slutty, and vapid announcers like we have in the US.

goddamn fucking religious people

Evolution Less Accepted in U.S. Than Other Western Countries, Study Finds

old news, really, but i never pass up an opportunity to rip on religious fuckwads.

talk about harshing on someones joy...

AIDS group alleges Viagra ads promote drug's recreational use

these aids people don't quite seem to get it. the people who are going to 'abuse' viagra as part of partying are already outside of their message. these are people who either don't care if they get poz'd, are active bug chasers, or looking to convert neg guys. they aren't going to be listening to anything you have to say and they're going to take whatever substances they want.

the drug companies commercials are fine, as much as any drug commercial is fine. i think they are offensive, vague, misleading, and inappropriate as a group, but that's just me.

as far as suing the drug company to help care for aids patients, that's a connection that simply isn't true. it isn't their fault that some very small number of people use the drug to assist themselves in getting or spreading a deadly infection. should the makers of horse tranquilizers (K) have to pay for drug treatment programs? of course not. it's peoples choice to misuse any drug, the consequences of their actions are solely on their own heads.

fucking retarded heterosexuals

this isn't the first time you've heard me say this, nor will it be the last.

these are heterosexual parents who are simply retarded. they let their kids expectations (or rather what they imagine their kids expectations to be) lead the way in the planning of these out of control parties.

it. is. completely. retarded.
they could be saving all of that money and, gee, i don't know, putting it into a university fund or even a trust fund for their spoiled kids.

parents like these need to be ridiculed and harshly scorned for being profligate retards.

f'ing retarded dickwads

p.s. and i bet their kids could use a good hard backhand across the face a few times.

Black Sheep movie trailer

Black Sheep

S&M bathroom at Murky

Someone at murky loves the fisting. I approve!!
Now just hang a sling where the baby changer is, put in some dim lights,
and pipe a little dintzdintzdintz electrobeat and you'll have yourselves
a hot backroom. Some leather cuffs chained to the wall and a paddle
wouldn't hurt either.

When do you buy new underwearZ?

When your balls are so pendulous, and apparently corrosive, that the
entire ballbag portion of the briefs is simply worn away.

Wtf ftw!

quitting r00ls!

TeleTech / Verizon Exit Interview

oh holy shit.

this woman raises 'stupid bitch' to a whole new level. cunt.

People Will Buy Anything If You Wear a Nice Suit

Middle-aged Long Island lady thumbing through magazine: Look, there's Stephen Colbert.
Husband: Who's that?
Middle-aged Long Island lady: He's a terrific Republican reporter on TV. You should watch him. He's really great. Puts the liberals in their place.

--JFK

Overheard by: djeremy

via Overheard in New York, Jan 5, 2007

bahaha this gave me uberwood

We Have Reached the High Point of "Uber" Usage

Girl: I don't know what it is that I love about Jewish guys, but they're so hot. I'm totally every Jewish mother's nightmare. I'm the ubershiksa.

--110th & Broadway

via Overheard in New York, Jul 22, 2005

you and me both, bro!

After a While, I Drop Out

Drunk sorority girl: Did you go to private school or public school?
Drunk frat guy: I went to private school... But I fuck like I went to public school.

--Soundz Lounge, 123rd & Broadway

Overheard by: Kimberly King Parsons

via Overheard in New York, Jan 7, 2007

bahahah my thoughts exactly!

It Keeps Things Fresh

Guy #1: So you have a girlfriend?
Guy #2: Yes, but I cheat on her. We have been dating for six years so I feel entitled,
naturally.

--43rd St & 10th Ave

via Overheard in New York, Jan 7, 2007

Couple roleplays the political way

Couple roleplays the political way

Bush screwing the country.

Balkan Beat Box

wow, my friend jeff in nyc sent this to me as 'a rare slice where mine and paul's musical tastes interesect' and he thought i might like it. so i was interested right off the bat. he knows i like the bulgarian womens choir so this was PERFECT.

Balkan Beat Box

The way i think of 'president' bush

Bushpole