Moved work locations.

Moved to the 27th floor. Got an office to share with 2 others. No big
as everyone has an office but windows are great.

Peed plumbing

I shit you not.

Aawww kewtest kitty evar

And yes, gehyest post ever. ;)

So, throw in a little amy sedaris. :)

biology never ceases to amaze.

while reading this:

Zoo celebrates virgin Komodo birth

i wanted to learn more about parthenogenesis so i looked at wikipedia.

parthenogenesis

then i wanted to know more about Wolbachia

Wolbachia

and that is what i'm amazed about right now. look at the list of Wolbachia's phenotypes. cytoplasmic incompatibility is the most bizarre and striking to me.

wow.

donal mentions french maid tv on jan18 this is a knife

imagine how happy i was as i was riding the metro today and watching the latest 'this is a knife' vodcast when i got to hear donal talk about french maid tv!!

BOIOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!!

a man i wouldn't mind shagging talking about boobalicious babes i wouldn't mind shagging! perfection.

BBC BREAKFAST TAKEAWAY

BBC Breakfast Takeaway video podcast

i found the bbc breakfast takeaway a couple days ago and i like it. it's UK specific news but it's fun nonetheless. the announcers, a man and a woman, aren't the typical blustery, slutty, and vapid announcers like we have in the US.

goddamn fucking religious people

Evolution Less Accepted in U.S. Than Other Western Countries, Study Finds

old news, really, but i never pass up an opportunity to rip on religious fuckwads.

talk about harshing on someones joy...

AIDS group alleges Viagra ads promote drug's recreational use

these aids people don't quite seem to get it. the people who are going to 'abuse' viagra as part of partying are already outside of their message. these are people who either don't care if they get poz'd, are active bug chasers, or looking to convert neg guys. they aren't going to be listening to anything you have to say and they're going to take whatever substances they want.

the drug companies commercials are fine, as much as any drug commercial is fine. i think they are offensive, vague, misleading, and inappropriate as a group, but that's just me.

as far as suing the drug company to help care for aids patients, that's a connection that simply isn't true. it isn't their fault that some very small number of people use the drug to assist themselves in getting or spreading a deadly infection. should the makers of horse tranquilizers (K) have to pay for drug treatment programs? of course not. it's peoples choice to misuse any drug, the consequences of their actions are solely on their own heads.

fucking retarded heterosexuals

this isn't the first time you've heard me say this, nor will it be the last.

these are heterosexual parents who are simply retarded. they let their kids expectations (or rather what they imagine their kids expectations to be) lead the way in the planning of these out of control parties.

it. is. completely. retarded.
they could be saving all of that money and, gee, i don't know, putting it into a university fund or even a trust fund for their spoiled kids.

parents like these need to be ridiculed and harshly scorned for being profligate retards.

f'ing retarded dickwads

p.s. and i bet their kids could use a good hard backhand across the face a few times.

Black Sheep movie trailer

Black Sheep

S&M bathroom at Murky

Someone at murky loves the fisting. I approve!!
Now just hang a sling where the baby changer is, put in some dim lights,
and pipe a little dintzdintzdintz electrobeat and you'll have yourselves
a hot backroom. Some leather cuffs chained to the wall and a paddle
wouldn't hurt either.

When do you buy new underwearZ?

When your balls are so pendulous, and apparently corrosive, that the
entire ballbag portion of the briefs is simply worn away.

Wtf ftw!

quitting r00ls!

TeleTech / Verizon Exit Interview

oh holy shit.

this woman raises 'stupid bitch' to a whole new level. cunt.

People Will Buy Anything If You Wear a Nice Suit

Middle-aged Long Island lady thumbing through magazine: Look, there's Stephen Colbert.
Husband: Who's that?
Middle-aged Long Island lady: He's a terrific Republican reporter on TV. You should watch him. He's really great. Puts the liberals in their place.

--JFK

Overheard by: djeremy

via Overheard in New York, Jan 5, 2007

bahaha this gave me uberwood

We Have Reached the High Point of "Uber" Usage

Girl: I don't know what it is that I love about Jewish guys, but they're so hot. I'm totally every Jewish mother's nightmare. I'm the ubershiksa.

--110th & Broadway

via Overheard in New York, Jul 22, 2005

you and me both, bro!

After a While, I Drop Out

Drunk sorority girl: Did you go to private school or public school?
Drunk frat guy: I went to private school... But I fuck like I went to public school.

--Soundz Lounge, 123rd & Broadway

Overheard by: Kimberly King Parsons

via Overheard in New York, Jan 7, 2007

bahahah my thoughts exactly!

It Keeps Things Fresh

Guy #1: So you have a girlfriend?
Guy #2: Yes, but I cheat on her. We have been dating for six years so I feel entitled,
naturally.

--43rd St & 10th Ave

via Overheard in New York, Jan 7, 2007

Couple roleplays the political way

Couple roleplays the political way

Bush screwing the country.

Balkan Beat Box

wow, my friend jeff in nyc sent this to me as 'a rare slice where mine and paul's musical tastes interesect' and he thought i might like it. so i was interested right off the bat. he knows i like the bulgarian womens choir so this was PERFECT.

Balkan Beat Box

The way i think of 'president' bush

Bushpole

Oh Captain, My Captain!

awwww, Capt. Jack Harkness gets homo married!! :)
color me jealous.

Torchwood star's civil ceremony

Satanic xmas

It may not be easy to see but that is an upsidedown blue star in the
window. Upside down pentacle == satan I think, right? So merry satanic
xmas from some random strangers window on 14th street in arlington, va.

I see cocks

Walking home from mailing cards, coffee, and comic book reading.

Kim & Scott's Stuffed Pretzel

I'm at barnes&nobles bookstore in clarendon, arlington, virginia. ( I
still can't fathom the addressing system at work in virginia. I'm told
I live in 'cherrydale' but its not a mailable address location, for that
I live in arlington. Then this area is called clarendon but that seems
more like a bleed from the name of the metro stop. Its so confusing.
In michigan when you say where you are its an actual mailable location,
like troy, romulus, novi, saline, or ann arbor. I hate virginia. )

The pretzel is large, shocker and large americano for scale, and semi
warm. They could have left it longer in the panini press to get the
filling really warm, that would have been nice. The pretzel dough, as
little of it as there is, was good but could have been a little tastier
and saltier. The filling was good, a typically delicious mix of
spinach, feta, and I think there was mozzerella in it too. It smelled
very good so that definitely made me want to eat it and it also looked
very tasty.

I would order it again and also try other flavors. I liked that it is
big enough to serve as a large snack or small meal and was yummy enough
to make me feel that I'd really had a good helping of good food.

Member Cleaners

Yup. Member's Cleaners!! FTW? This along with Dat Hung 1 street over
makes this the Hung Member Cleaner area!

Raptor sighting

Its hard to see but that little dot in the sky is a hawk or other kind
of raptor. I assume it is hunting some random birds. There are
cardinals, pidgeons, and generic brown birds flying around clarendon
today.

this american life podcast

finally! this american life is on podcast now! :) i've been without ira glass for too long. *swoon*

This American Life

hungry recipes

so i've had dinner tonight but i'm still feeling hungry. and i feel like having this spaghetti dish i've gotten from Ruffino's. so, i've thought up probably a fair recipe. bear in mind i have a can of diced tomatoes already, left over from making curried veg stew 2 weeks ago.

boil up some very thin spaghetti, maybe angel hair.
prepare some sliced red onion and put the diced tomatoes with thier juice in a bowl, add some olive oil and a little lemon juice and just stir alot to combine the oil as much as possible.
when the pasta is done, dump it in a bowl over the onions, salt it more than you'd probably think you should, toss a little so the onions get exposed to the heat of the pasta, then dump the tomatoes and olive oil over it and toss toss toss.

then i remembered that i'd seen 2 grilled chicken breasts at the grocery store for $6 the other day. if they have them on friday then i'll get them and i can add cut chicken to the pasta. herbs would probably be good too, just some basil.

so that just leaves some bread. what to do for bread? maybe chiabata roll, cut, toasted, and rubbed with garlic or combine some of the precut raw garlic with some butter before hand and then spread that on it. actually roasted garlic would be awesome on it alone but i'm not going to bother roasting garlic for one meal.

earlier i had thought about the chicken with bbq sauce. just because i LOVE bbq sauce. but including it with the pasta would be better.

How gay is this bathroom?

Super gehy, I'd say.
Wtf?

DIAB?!

DIAB?!

probably NSFW

LoLo Ferrari

LoLo Ferrari

NSFW

the internet is for WHAT?!

Whut's the innernut fer??

YHWH can blow me

Walking to breakfast and this is what I see. Remind me why I live in
the south again???

kitteh lub!!

Pwned!

Best post evar!

Canebell

pimp dat cracka!

Pimp my NutCracka

what you see when you die!

What you see when you die.

santa monkey!

santa monkey

talking monkey up the butt!!

you don't even want to know

Camwhoring

So today I'm wearing my smallest belt using the 2nd hole in. Just 2
weeks ago wearing it with the first hole in all day made me feel sick
from sycking in my gut so much all day. Now, no sucking in the gut. Its
a comfortable fit.
So then toss on a blue shirt with 1 button buttoned, cuz that's how I
roll, bishes! Add a light fall fuzzy zipup and I'm ready to go to work.

starship dimensions

Starship Dimensions

ms. peaches Pwns that chicken!

Ms. Peaches

Kitchen survey

Look at the things you find in a kitchen. I'm jus' sayin'! ;)

Alien bees!!

Things you see when tv/photo stuff is set up in the breakroom.
I dunno what that bag is about but I like it.

Haircut? Check!

Got paid yesterday so I can finally get a haircut. Yay!