Good Xian Dicks:
Sex Is For Fags!
"Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!"
and Inverted Xian Cunts:
Iron Hymen
"OHMIGOD, like, Iron Hymen taught me to respect myself way too much to ever let some hairy creep hock man-lugies on my Godly cervix like it's some gross subway platform!"
because Jesus be fucked if somebody enjoyed the bits they grew up with. Way to go abstinence programs, ur mega cool!!
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