Obviously I live in the wrong place/time

Todays news is awesome. I'm thoroughly enjoying the headlines as I sit
in murky coffee surrounded by dickhead lawyers-to-be who would probably
blanche and fall over dead if they read about cannibals, men dying on
racks, and legalizing brothels.

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/01/17/britain.brothels.ap/index.html

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/LAW/01/17/dominatrix.charged.ap/index.html

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/01/17/germany.cannibal.ap/index.html