Poopytime!

Ah S&M coffeeshop bathroom, how I love thee,
You give me a toilet to plop my shitload in,
While you tantalize and taunt with your black and red walls.

lots of wierd things came to me today

FAIL


Republican porn star???





let the commercial play, then advance to 3:00 to see the incredible beardy man!




or, see beardy man right here!





also brought to my attention this week by GL at work:

Jinx Titanic
very awesome gay punk indie tunes


i'm sure i've been accosted by much other wierdness this week but this is todays toppers and ones i can remember.

and FYI, you people had better be listening to the Feast of Fools. they are very funny and will bring you a smile, practically guaranteed. :)

wow, today was wierd

today was indeed wierd. i got good music from a guy at work, a wierd link from another guy at work, and have generally been unable to concentrate for the last 2 days when i try to study.

Santasm.net

my only response to that can be, holy mutha what the fuck?!

Jinx Titanic

this is the new music i heard today, very fun gay punk indie.

and let's all remember the hilarity that is Ring My Bell

RingMyBell

Dinner palooza

Cucumber, carrots, tomato, 1/2 chicken breast, sour dough toast w
butter.

this week in food

well, i think my meal plan for this week will be thus:

Breakfast:
6 tablespoons or so of vanilla low fat yogurt

Lunch:
1 carrot
1 sandwich consisting of 2 pieces of bread, 2 slices of meat (turkey or ham), a slice of swiss cheese, mayonnaise, mustard, 1 slice of red onion
1 banana

Dinner:
1 cucumber
2 carrots
2 pieces of sourdough bread with generous amounts of butter
1/2 of a grilled chicken breast
1 handful of grapes for dessert


i also picked up 4 roma tomatoes and will fit those in for dinner either along with the carrots or after the carrots run out.

Here I am

Going to go study for the ccna at murky coffee in clarendon, arlington,
virginia.
I love drab colors. :) rockin' the white socks!

Peter DeLuise, I'll have your babies!

oooooooooooo JESUS! dial me up 5 of these and don't fuckin' call me for a week.

i wish there were pics around of him when he was heavier. i'd _love_ to see the stocky thickness.

Sunset

In rosslyn, arlington, virginia, from the 27th floor.

Feels good

A beautiful sunny snowy 18 F day. :)

The snow that fell was really wet and then had freezing rain and sleet
on top of it and its been in the 20's since then so the snow is like
bricks.

Most popular OS's..

..after windows, cnet claims. Source: netapplications.com

oh Gillian, how I adore your pneumatic love

wonderful discoveries

i'm sitting at work bored out of my mind and feeling homesick for ann arbor, michigan only because it's a great place and you can get such good yummy things there so easily and so close together. unlike this pile of shit where i live now, the south, where mediocre is about all you can hope for.

so amidst my boredom i thought 'OH! why don't i google some of my favorite places?!', and, i did.

Cafe Zola
cafe zola is apparently still going strong, i'm very happy to see. :) it isn't clear if they are still a coffeeshop during the day or if they've transitioned fully to a restaurant. when i lived in ann arbor they started out as a coffeeshop and served savory and sweet crepes and then started doing brunch and then had dinner during the evenings. it was actually really great to be able to go to the same place for lots of different food needs and always know you'd be able to get different flavors each time and it would be consistently good.


Sweetwater Cafe
O M G. how many hours did Jeff and I spend at sweetwater talking and stuffing our faces with something yummy? aahhh, such good memories. i really love this place. it's location and seating inside is wonderful. i also had my first chicory au lait here, so extra special bonus points for sweetwater cafe! :)


sweetwater cafe and cafe zola are actually on the same street and more than once i'd spend a few hours at sweetwater and then amble over to zola for dinner. :)

HA! this pretty much sums up every day for me

hence why i want to kill.

Ah, the south...

I hate you so much. This is what virginia thinks roads should look like
during morning rush hour. Still covered with snow and sleet, no
scraping or salt has happened. Wtf?

Granted this is nothing for a michigander but the retards that live in
the south (yes, sadly I am temporarily one of them) have no idea that
the white stuff isn't acid or a vampire.

Yummy dinner

It appears I'm going to devour the christian vegetable gang with my
sharp sharp evil teeth.

Mmmmm so juicy!

Post haircut

Zoinks! Man, this feels _so_ short!

Before haircut on sunday

What color is that hair?

eartha kitt, you can be as evil to me as you want!

houston bernard

no idea who this guy is but i'm hooked on his dirty lyrics! :)

Houston Bernard MySpace page

kitty kat spin to win!

when ipods attack!

New York may ban iPods while crossing street

sad to say, but i've done this before, twice. i, of course, disagree with Senator Kruger's quotes. it certainly isn't a 'major public safety crisis'. it's just people being careless because they haven't fully adapted to their new devices. so, it's analagous to people driving questionably when they've just learned how to drive. eventually with repetition they get better at it.

i bet i can imagine exactly how this happens though. blame the blind.
with the sonic alerts at cross walks now you don't have to look up to know when to cross. well, you do if you want to know which way is free to cross but with just the sound you know you can cross somewhere. so if you've been standing there a few seconds and then you hear the sound, you would think to walk. of course, you should first think to look up to see if the light is orange or white, but that's probably where the little disconnect is happening.
so, blame the blind.

actually they could probably still use the sonic alerts if they used directional sound technology, this would make it so that only people directly in front of the cross walk area would hear the alert. if you weren't in that exact area then you would have to look up.

or, people could just see a few pedestrians get run down and then be more careful themselves. whichever.

it's called a sense of irony

ok, the snickers superbowl ad has been pulled and people are getting all offended by it.

come the hell on.

it's totally taking the piss out of homophobes, it's not homophobic itself. no one sees the irony in 2 guys touching lips and then inflicting pain on themselves in order to 'do something manly'?

i think instead we should encourage heteros to inflict pain on themselves, then just sit back and laugh and laugh and laugh.

Other half of shopping

Beer, dozen donuts (why is the box pink?), sandwich meat, cheese, choco
chips, and cooked chicken breasts.
Butt no TP! Wtf am I thinking?

While you figure that out, I'm gonna munch on some'a those queerass
donut rings!

British store going

So I decided to take beer (new castle) and british crisps to the house
warming of some guys down the street. While there I also got some
pickle and mcvities. Yum.

omg! goatse tattoo!

no. fucking. way.

Goatse Tattoo

i hope he loves the anus, otherwise....

bostons line up of evil doers

evil doers

Name that food!

Peach pie filling or curried vegetable stew?

take some responsibility, boston.

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE Hysteria In Boston... sad commentary on the times we live in?

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It's illegal to yell FIRE in a theater - you arrest the person who screamed FIRE! This kid didn't yell, BOMB. The media did, the city did. If there was panic in the city, it was caused by the BOSTON news stations, radio stations and the people in government that leaked the story to them. They're the ones to blame, not the cartoon character.
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press conference

Boston Ad Prank Suspects Talk About ... Hair

bahahhaah fuck you, fox news.

these guys stayed on message. i don't know why the press would be pissed at them for not answering their questions. they don't badger the president or other government cockbags when they don't answer reporters questions. maybe these 'journalists' should sit down and re-think a few things.

More Mooninite News

Arrests Made In Mooninite Plot To Blow Up Boston

i agree completely with this guy. it's completely assinine how they reacted to finding 'wires and a battery'. when i was riding in the elevator this morning i remembered i used to have a lite brite as a kid. Boston, you're a douche.

***excerpt***
This entire thing was very funny and wonderful up until the point that freelance artists hired to do an advertising campaign started being arrested. Then, it just became disgusting. There's no other way to say this: the City of Boston had a panic attack over something that was just obviously innocuous and meant in good fun. The 'potential explosives' the Bomb Squad scrambled around the city to blow up were essentially Lite-Brites. This is a fantastically absurd example of how the highly politicized paranoia of September 11th has come at the cost of any degree of common sense, let alone a sense of fun. Peter Berdovsky is in jail right now because politicans have so terrorized their own constituencies that pictures of cartoon characters are now considered genuine terrorist threats.
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Cvs trip

Gum with the same caffiene content as 8oz energy drink in 2 peieces,
pen shaped hand sanitizer spray for kids apparently. Odd.

I would have snapped pics of the veritable wall o' magnums they had but
the nice female pharmacist was right there and I didn't want her to see
me giggling like a 5yo. They had the Magnum Twister and several other
varieties. Holy hannah! Isn't having a huge pussysplitter enough
stimulation?! Ya gotta bring enhancements to the party?