Saturday, October 18, 2008

Scientology protestors at Dupont Circle

As I was walking to the Farragut West station after dinner with Brian I
saw people looking vaguely zombie'ish and wearing the masks from
Vendetta and Michael Jackson Thriller dancing. I was puzzled but
stayed out of their way and crossed the street. While I was waiting to
cross again I was looking around at them and reading their signs and
this exchange occurred.

Woman in Vendetta mask: "We're protesting the scientologists."

Me: "Cool."

Her: "Want some bacon?"

Me: "Bacon?" *immediately interested and yoinks card from her*

Guy with sign: "Yeah and we're crazy Internet terrorists!"

Me: *gives 2 thumbs up* "Awesome."

3 comments:

Ronbot Van Helsing said...

After revealing last night that a blown ex-Scientologist confirms that OTIII has been rewritten to remove 99.9 percent of the Xenu story, I just found this video posted to Mark "Wise Beard Man" Bunker's WOG BLOG:

http://xenutv.wordpress.com/2008/02/18/billy-sheehan-interview/

Here, Billy Sheehan states on videotape that the OTIII version he was given is DIFFERENT from the texts he read on the internet, therefore different from Magoo's version and different from the one in L. Ron Hubbard’s own writing.

Sooner or later, thanks to the efforts of ANONYMOUS, the entire Bridge may end up being rewritten to keep up with the latest Space Opera revelations!

I have been corresponding by email and phone with a woman who recently "blew" (that;s Hubbardspeak for "quit" the Church) Scientology and reports something that alarms me but does NOT suprise me one bit: DAVID MISCAVIAGE has SQUIRRELED THE TECH AGAIN. (see the XANTHOS DECLARATION)

What this eyewitness is reporting is that the OPERATING THETAN LEVEL THREE (OTIII) has been ALTERED and the XENU content now is REPLACED with an extensive analysis of the Scientology concept of the WHOLE TRACK with many audited "case histories" (which sound lifted from "Have You Lived Before This Life".) that talk about Space Opera stuff but only mention Xenu ONCE in passing while telling the story about hubbard's "Wall of Fire" research.

I bet they left out the part where hubbard bragged about how much BOOZE AND PILLS he ingested during this time.

The new, watered down version of OTIII was given to her to read in a private room in the Org, was approximately 60 pages long, and was enclosed in a slickly-printed blue slipcase inside a plain manila envelope. The materials were not allowed to leave the room. Xenu's name was mentioned ONLY ONCE and no mention was made of volcanos, body thetans, teegeeack, etc.

So in other words, DM has now RESPONDED to the growing ridicule of ANONYMOUS and SOUTH PARK by CHANGING WHAT HIS OWN RELIGION WAS INTENDED BY HUBBARD TO BELIEVE!

The ex-Scientologist was sharp enough to note that parts of the new OTIII file that purported to be photocopies of actual typewritten Hubbard documents from 1967 and 1968, they were obviously PHONY and done on a very modern word processor/printer, using a typewriter-like font such as Courier.

MISCABBAGE, YOU ARE FOOLING ***NO ONE***.

TIME'S UP. POOL'S CLOSED. ALL YOUR GOLD BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

brian said...

Wow... I uh, just wanted the free bacon.

JMC said...

well, I guess that guy would be relieved to know that, not only do I not believe in scientology, I really only believe in Bacon. Praise your salty Porkliness! Oh Lord, thou maply Porkliness is also Divine.