saw people looking vaguely zombie'ish and wearing the masks from
Vendetta and Michael Jackson Thriller dancing. I was puzzled but
stayed out of their way and crossed the street. While I was waiting to
cross again I was looking around at them and reading their signs and
this exchange occurred.
Woman in Vendetta mask: "We're protesting the scientologists."
Her: "Want some bacon?"
Me: "Bacon?" *immediately interested and yoinks card from her*
Guy with sign: "Yeah and we're crazy Internet terrorists!"
Me: *gives 2 thumbs up* "Awesome."